yes?

[Steph Barrett]

Equal rights for sexual minorities in Maine? Perhaps. The senate passed it
yesterday. House votes tonight, though they might slap on an amendment to
send it back to the people. Let's hope not. Can't handle another defeat...

Steph
socks that are wet on the bottom because my so is wallpapering tonight. I'm
not trusted with the wallpaper.

[Linda Yanney]

Post by Steph Barrett
Equal rights for sexual minorities in Maine? Perhaps. The senate
passed it yesterday. House votes tonight, though they might slap on an
amendment to send it back to the people. Let's hope not. Can't handle
another defeat...

Good luck with that. I'm rooting for you.

Linda, fixin' to plant her own boots in Maine by fall
--

[Linda Yanney]

around for reference).
Bake at 400°for about 25 minutes -
or you could fry them in olive oil.
Place the meatballs in the tomato gravy, and simmer for several hours.
Serve on spaghetti.
Accompany with green salad, garlic bread and red wine.



Newborn Parmesan

This classic Sicilian cuisine can easily be turned into Eggplant Parmesan
If you are planning a vegetarian meal. Or you could just as well use veal -
after all, you have to be careful - Sicilians are touchy about their young
family members...

6 newborn or veal cutlets
Tomato gravy (see index)
4 cups mozzarella, 1cup parmesan, 1cup romano
Seasoned bread crumbs mixed with
parmesan
romano
salt
pepper
oregano
garlic powder
chopped parsley
Flour
eggwash (eggs and milk)
Peanut oil for frying.

Pound the cutlets.
Dredge in flour, eggs, then the bread crumb mixture.
Fry till golden brown in 350° peanut oil.
In a baking pan, place a layer of gravy,
then one of meat, gravy, and cheese.
Another layer each of meat, gravy, and cheese.
Then bake at 350° for 45 minutes.
Serve on hot pasta with romano cheese.



Southern Fried Small-fry

Tastes like fried chicken, which works just as well.
In fact you may want to practice cutting up whole chickens
for frying before you go for the real thing.
Whole chicken is much more efficient and inexpensive than buying pieces.

1 tiny human, cut into pieces

[Steph Barrett]

fry in hot oil (350°) for about 15 minutes.
Drain and place on paper towels.



Miscarriage with Mustard Greens

Why waste it? Otherwise, and in general, use ham or salt pork to season greens.
The technique of smothering greens can be used with many vegetables;
green beans work especially well. Meat is not necessary every day, don?t
be afraid to alter any dish to vegetarian tastes.

1 premature baby, born dead
Large bunch of mustard greens
2 white onions, 1 cup chopped celery
Vegetable oil (or hog fat)
Salt, pepper, garlic, etc.

Lightly brown onions, celery, garlic and meat in large heavy pot.
Add a little water and the greens (which should be thoroughly cleaned and washed).
Smother slowly for at least 2 hours, adding small amounts of water
when it starts to stick.
Stir frequently.
When ready - serve with rice, grilled smoked sausage, green salad, and iced tea.
Coffee and apple pie then brandy.



Maternity Ward Pot Luck Dinner

If you can?t get anything fresh from the hospital, nursery, or morgue;
you can at least get rid of all the leftovers in your refrigerator.

1 - 2 lbs. cubed meat (human flesh, chicken, turkey, beef...)
1 -2 lbs. coarsely chopped vegetables
(carrots, potatoes, turnips, cauliflower, cabbage...)
Bell pepper
onions
garlic
ginger
salt pepper, etc.
Olive oil
butter

Brown the meat and some chopped onions, peppers, and garilic in olive oil,
place in baking dish, layer with vegetables seasoning and butter.
Bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes.
Serve with hot dinner rolls, fruit salad and sparkling water.



Bébé Buffet 1

Show off with whole roasted children replete with apples in mouths -
and babies? heads stuffed with wild rice

[cyn########]

So, maybe my newsreader is playing games again...

Post by Steph Barrett
Equal rights for sexual minorities in Maine? Perhaps. The senate passed it
yesterday. House votes tonight, though they might slap on an amendment to
send it back to the people. Let's hope not. Can't handle another defeat...

Good luck!

Post by Steph Barrett
Steph
socks that are wet on the bottom because my so is wallpapering tonight. I'm
not trusted with the wallpaper.

Wall paper -- arrrrrgh! And here, I've been spending hours scraping
it off the walls...yuck! Lo and behold, beneath the godawful
wallpaper is a godawful paint colour, and even better...holes just
barely covered with cardboard and tape...! Feh.

cyn#
brooding shoes