tiny little correction

[Leela Sinha]

Ben's dog's name was Theo, not Toby.

That's all.

Leela
correction fluid feet

[Sarah]

Hi everyone,

I'm a kiwi, so please excuse me if I am putting my foot in some way by
asking this here, but I figured it might be a good thing to try given
the community here :)

I'm in the last stages of my PhD here in Chicago, but I have been
invited out to an International Conference on Hate Crimes in Boston at
Northeastern University come next weekend (I'll be arriving thursday
evening, the 31st, leaving sunday afternoon, the 3rd).

Now, while my department here will, and have, funded my airfare,
accommodations are on my own shoulders and I seriously can't afford the
hotel rates in Boston (poor grad student here!), and I'd like to avoid
a hostel if at all possible.

So, is there any shoe out there that wouldn't mind putting up a grad
student for a few nights in Boston? :)

Hell, I'll sleep on a couch!

So long as I can get to the 'T' I should be good, and will be spending
my days at the conference, so I'd hardly be around. I'm fully willing
to negotiate some payment for your hospitality too.

Is there anyone that can help me then?

thanks,
Sarah
poor traveling feet

[Steph Barrett]

Wish I could help, Sarah! You'd be welcome for the weekend here in
Belgrade, but we're still 3 hours from Boston. At $2.15 a gallon, that
would make the price of a night in a hotel.

If you get stuck and have to hotel it, you might check some of the hotels
along the commuter line to see if you could get a cheaper place outside the
city that would still be train-able.

Sorry we can't help!

Steph
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[Steph Barrett]

chopped parsley
Flour
eggwash (eggs and milk)
Peanut oil for frying.

Pound the cutlets.
Dredge in flour, eggs, then the bread crumb mixture.
Fry till golden brown in 350° peanut oil.
In a baking pan, place a layer of gravy,
then one of meat, gravy, and cheese.
Another layer each of meat, gravy, and cheese.
Then bake at 350° for 45 minutes.
Serve on hot pasta with romano cheese.



Southern Fried Small-fry

Tastes like fried chicken, which works just as well.
In fact you may want to practice cutting up whole chickens
for frying before you go for the real thing.
Whole chicken is much more efficient and inexpensive than buying pieces.

1 tiny human, cut into pieces
2 cups flour
Onion, garlic
Salt
pepper
garlic powder
cayenne pepper
hot sauce, etc.
Oil for frying

Mix milk, eggs, hot sauce in a bowl, add chopped onion and garlic.
Season the meat liberally, and marinate for several hours.
Place seasoned flour in a paper or plastic shopping bag,
drop pieces in a few a time, shake to coat thoroughly,
then deep fry in hot oil (350°) for about 15 minutes.
Drain and place on paper towels.



Miscarriage with Mustard Greens

Why waste it? Otherwise, and in general, use ham or salt pork to season greens.
The technique of smothering greens can be used with many vegetables;
green beans work especially well. Meat

[Sarah]

he looks like
he?s crawling.
Glaze, then arrange pineapples and secure with cloves.
Bake uncovered in 350° oven till thermometer reaches 160°.



Cajun Babies

Just like crabs or crawfish, babies are boiled alive!
You don?t need silverware, the hot spicy meat comes off in your hands.

6 live babies
1 lb. smoked sausage
4 lemons
whole garlic
2 lb. new potatoes
4 ears corn
1 box salt
crab boil

Bring 3 gallons of water to a boil.
Add sausage, salt, crab boil, lemons and garlic.
Drop potatoes in, boil for 4 minutes.
Corn is added next, boil an additional 11 minutes.
Put the live babies into the boiling water and cover.
Boil till meat comes off easily with a fork.



Oven-Baked Baby-Back Ribs

Beef ribs or pork ribs can be used in this recipe,
and that is exactly what your dinner guests will assume!
An excellent way to expose the uninitiated to this highly misunderstood
yet succulent source of protein.

2 human baby rib racks
3 cups barbecue sauce or honey glaze (see index)
Salt
black pepper
white pepper
paprika

Remove the silverskin by loosening from the edges,
then stripping off.
Season generously, rubbing the mixture into the baby?s flesh.
Place 1 quart water in a baking pan, the meat on a wire rack.
Bake uncovered in 250° oven for 1œ hours.
When browned, remove and glaze,
return to oven and bake 20 minutes more to form a glaze.
Cut ribs into individual pieces and serve with extra sauce.



Fresh Sausage

If it becomes necessary to hide the fact that you are eating
human babies, this is the perfect solution.
But if you are still par