[ASLM] An introductory post

[Heather C A Malcolm]

Hi Ruth,
Lovely to meet you. What are the other place and live Journal? I googled
them, but failed to turn up anything that seemed likely to be what you
meant. Also what is grey-area-orientation? Is it like the grey panthers? A
particular part of Melbourne? :-)

Welcome to the group.

Hev
Procrastinating and slightly mischievous pumps



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Lawrence
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Subject: [ASLM] An introductory post



Hi shoes!

I'm Ruth Lawrence, a grey-area-orientation dyke from south of Melbourne,
Australia.

Some of you undoubtedly know me from The Other Place or Live Journal, where
I am <lj user="curlygrrrl">.

I'm just back from a globe-encircling trip to Thailand, England and
:::counts on toes::: seven places in the US, and am feeling quite social.

Ruth, cold toes no longer used to unheated bedrooms
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[Heather C A Malcolm]

Infant Death Soup

SIDS: delicious in winter, comparable to old fashioned Beef and Vegetable Soup.
Its free, you can sell the crib, baby clothes, toys, stroller... and so easy to
procure if such a lucky find is at hand (just pick him up from the crib and
he?s good to go)!

SIDS victim, cleaned
œ cup cooking oil
Carrots
onions
broccoli
whole cabbage
fresh green beans
potato
turnip
celery
tomato
œ stick butter
1 cup cooked pasta (macaroni, shells, etc.)

Remove as much meat as possible, cube, and brown in hot oil.
Add a little water, season, then add the carcass.
Simmer for half an hour keeping the stock thick.
Remove the carcass and add the vegetables slowly to the stock,
so that it remains boiling the whole time.
Cover the pot and simmer till vegetables are tender
(2 hours approximately).
Continue seasoning to taste.
Before serving, add butter and pasta,
serve piping with hot bread and butter.



Offspring Rolls

Similar to Vietnamese style fried rolls, they have lots of meat
(of course this can consist of chicken, beef, pork, or shrimp).
Who can resist this classic appetizer; or light lunch served with
a fresh salad? Versatility is probably this recipe?s greatest virtue,
as one can use the best part of a prime, rare, yearling, or the
morticians occasional horror: a small miracle stopped short by a
drunk driver, or the innocent victim of a drive-by shooting...

2 cups finely chopped very young human flesh
1 cup shredded cabbage
1 c